Don't Close Your Eyes

Ayy. I'm just a normal person. I like some things, disliking the rest. I like music, movies, and friends. May the rest be revealed in the future.

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collegehumor:

Dog Stuck in Swing
Help me! I’m drowning in swing.

collegehumor:

Dog Stuck in Swing

Help me! I’m drowning in swing.

  • 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.